The Fifth Annual Chili Rumble
Saturday, February 4th, 2012
Portland, Oregon

Participants set-up: 4:00pm - 5:00pm
Tasting and judging begins at 5pm sharp, ends at 7:00pm sharp
Winners announced at 7:30pm


THE RUMBLE:


The night will be divided into two parts, the "rumble" and the "party":

participants/attendees:
  1. Please be sure to RSVP below. You do not have to bring a chili to attend. Feel free to bring along friends but try to include them in your RSVP count if possible. Please RSVP by Saturday, January 28th.

  2. All competing chilis are asked to be on-site, warmed, and ready for tasting by 5pm. You won't be excluded if you are late, but your chili might miss a few judges and receive less votes. Since the tasting areas may be away from the kitchen, we strongly recommend bringing your chili in a slow cooker/crockpot/hotplate to help keep it warm. (which if you don't have a crockpot, you really should get one anyway, they are awesome).

  3. Please bring at least 2 quarts of chili. The really popular chilis are often gone before the judging stops.

  4. Think up of a good name for your chili (separate from your own name) as there is also an oppotunity to win for your chili's name. We will have index cards available that you can write your chili name on when you arrive. And yes, as Zac C. once asked, you can dress up your crockpot with "Flair" (ribbons, 50 dollar bills, etc) if you are trying to curry votes from the judges.

judging:
  1. Judging will run from 5:00pm-7:00pm.

  2. You can taste from one, two, or all three categories. The only thing we ask is that you try every chili in each category you are judging. Taste each chili in SMALL quanties (a great way to do this is by bringing a muffin tin) to ensure that you don't get full right away, and that everyone has a chance to try every chili. After the votes have been collected (around 7:00pm) it is "open season" on all the chilis where you can then eat as much as you want of any chili.

  3. Categories are independent of each other when it comes to voting. You will get three votes per category, to which you can give all three of your votes to one chili or spread your votes out amongst the category.

  4. Chilis will also be numbered, so if you bring a muffin tin and then you can place the samples of chili in the tin and taste them in an organized fashion. This makes it really easy to keep track of what chili you are tasting.

awards:
  1. The votes will be tabulated by people finely skilled in the ancient art of "counting". The winners of each category will be announced at 7:30pm, complete with awesome prizes

THE PARTY

We are capping entries at 10 per category since this fits in a muffin tin and is managable in terms of crockpot to table ratios.

Again this year we are asking you to bring a donation for the Oregon Food Bank. The Oregon Food Bank receives many of their healthiest and highest-quality donations from individuals. Since the theme is chili we encourage you to bring canned chili, dried beans, canned tomatoes or other chili-making ingredients. Then again, our friend witnessed a fight break out over a bottle of vegetable oil while volunteering, so that's a great option as well, but please no glass. Cash or checks made out to the Oregon Food Bank are also greatly appreciated.

When judging jars have been collected around 7:00pm, guests are invited to enjoy as many of the chilis as they want in meal-sized quantities. If you don't care about judging and just want to eat chili right when you walk in the door, show up after 7:00pm.

This began as a potluck of sorts, so if you aren't bringing a chili, please bring some other food item to share such as chili toppings, chips and/or dips, dessert or anything else you want to share. Kids love it when someone remembers to have juice boxes or other non-alcoholic drinks on hand.

All guests are encouraged to bring a bowl, a spoon and a glass. To simplify judging, bringing a muffin tin has grown in popularity the last couple of years (see above). We recommend muffin cups too, for ease of multiple category tasting.

We are happy to provide beer for the festivities. Last year we had a full keg from Hopworks, but Craig still had to make multiple bicycle trips to 7-11 to get more beer. So that we have enough beer beforehand, please be sure to RSVP below if you are planning to attend. If you wish to bring beer as your potluck item please let us know in the comments field!

Kids are welcome. We are sad to say that this will be our first chili rumble without Bonzi. It will also be the first chili rumble for our new pup, Freddie. She is a large puppy at 60+ pounds and has not yet experienced the rumble, so expect some dog excitement to occur at some point in the night. In addition, our house is not exactly child proof . So if you are bringing your kids you probably want to bring something that will keep them entertained and also keep an eye out for them (and other nearby kids). And don't worry, there will be many other kids here and they will likely also entertain each other.

RSVP:

Your name:
email:
# attending:
comments/concerns:

and if you are entering the competition...
chili category: (definitions below)





Traditional Chili:
(9 entries so far)
Traditional Chili is um, chili in the traditional sense. It is made with meat, spices, and often beans.. If you went to the store and bought a can of Nalley's chili and opened it up, you would have "Traditional Chili".


Vegetarian Chili:
(4 entries so far)
This chili has no meat. There are no ground rules for what has to be in the vegetarian chili, it just cannot have any meat.


Non Traditional Chili:
(6 entries so far)
This is mostly an "anything goes" sort of category. These were the chili's that never got asked to dance in high school and/or were picked on because they were so weird and different. Case in point, a chili named "White Shadow" that contained navy beans and chicken. It was non-traditional for sure, but at Chili Rumble #1, it annihilated the competition and all the other chili's ended up mowing White Shadow's lawn.







2011 2011 2011 2011 2011 2011
About 25 chilis this year and a photo booth!


1 Awesome Poster...
designed and spray painted
by Sweet Jimmy T!



100 Photos!



1 Video!


2011 Winners

Traditional Chilis

RANK Chili Name Votes
1 Gay Cowboy 71
2 Micaceous Pig 39
3 Chinese Black Magic 29

Non-Traditional Chilis

RANK Chili Name Votes
1 Great White Buffalo (this one had more name votes hence it won) 36
2 Exploding Duck 36
3 Kilauea 32

Vegetarian Chilis

RANK Chili Name Votes
1 All Haters My Balls Suck 40
2 Exhibit Beans 38
3 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater 26

Best name

RANK Chili Name Best Name Votes
1 Steamin' Segal 14
2 All Haters My Balls Suck 9
3 Gay Cowboy 8






2010 2010 2010 2010 2010 2010
This chili rumble was another zoo. We had 21 different chilis and a lot of fun again. It also presented us with more things to click on...


2 Awesome Graphics!



(Thanks to Wink Jr. for the Homer graphic)
100 Photos!



1 Video!

(also thanks to Wink Jr. for the awesome hat)

2010 Winners

Traditional Chilis

RANK Chili Name Votes Best Name Votes
1 Pork Chop Express [recipe] 24 2
2 Chiliquin II Crockpot Boogaloo 18 0
3 El Viaje Miserioso de Chili con Carne 18 2
4 Silly Monkey Sock Hop 17 2
5 Praise the Lard 16 14
6 America's Chili 16 0
6 Testicales Picantes 16 4
7 Grandpa's dirty rumble seat 12 4
8 Big Red Truck 5 0
9 Wild Turkey Abandon (aka The Drunktank Gobbler) 3 1

Non-Traditional Chilis

RANK Chili Name Votes Best Name Votes
1 Carpathian Chili aka Magyar Gulya's 42 0
2 Milli Venilli Chili 23 3
3 Chips Ahoy Matey 11 1
4 And Now for Something Completely Different 10 3
5 Ain't No Hippie Swill 7 2
6 Mom's Old Fahioned Robot Chili 6 6
7 Freewilli DQ'd 0

Vegetarian Chilis

RANK Chili Name Votes Best Name Votes
1 Pot of Gold 39 2
2 Uncle Carl's free range non gmo assowie berry chili! 22 1
3 Chili 19 0
4 Mayan Breeze 10 0






2009 2009 2009 2009 2009 2009
This chili rumble was a minor zoo and broke the house attendance record. Amazingly the house was empty by 10:30pm. We had 27 different chilis and a lot of fun.
1 Video!
58 Photos!

Chili Rumble Logo



2009 Winners

Non-Traditional Chilis

RANK Chili Name Entered by
1 Chile Verde estilo Nuevo Mexico Patrick
2 Havana Moon Jon & Miriam
3 This Otto Be Delish Mike & Betsy
4* (tie) Classic Chile Verde Phoebe & Sean
4* (tie) Tezcatlipoca's Revenge Sean & Phoebe
6 Slammin' Salmon Ass-whuppin' Chili Tim
7 Hot Banana Booyah Bombshell Team Peters
8 Frakin Chili Jen
9 born/cook/consume chili/die Kevin

Traditional Chilis

RANK Chili Name Entered by
1 Better Than a Tijuana Donkey Show Justin
2 Chiloquin Chili Zac
3 Stately Plump Michael G
4 Ass Disaster Lorena
5 All Meat Can't Be Beat Jewel
6 Hate McQ
7 The Beast Michael K
8* (tie) Hog Wild Tara
8* (tie) Wick Fowler's 3 Alarm Chili Dave
10* (tie) Time Force (was Grandpa's Dirty Rumble Seat) Jim & Toussaint
10* (tie) Holy Molé Zac
12 Easy Come, Easy Go Annemarie
13 Red Meat ???

Vegetarian Chilis

RANK Chili Name Entered by
1 Holy Molé Tonya
2 Plain Ol Veggie Chili Sue
3 Toxic Tumble Jeff
4 Coco Pop Sue
5 Kitkitdizze Chili Erin
6 Fire Farter Gabe







2008 2008 2008 2008 2008 2008
The first Chili Rumble had a decent crowd and 13 chilis entered. The breakdown tally is written on a piece of paper somewhere in Craig's filing cabinet. We only picked a single winner from the two categories. The two winners each received a stamped GI dog tag "medal".
12 Photos!
2008 Winners

Regular Chilis

RANK Chili Name Entered by
1 White Shadow Bryan & Julie & Lily
2-9 ??? A bunch of people

Vegetarian Chilis

RANK Chili Name Entered by
1 Business Time Michael & Julia
2-4 ??? A few people